I Just had a weird dream. My wife, Tamiko, and I were on our way to a Walmart in N. Dakota when we discover that the store has been replaced by a coal fired but low emission power plant,. I am excited that a use has finally been found for all that ND lignite. We go there and the place is still selling stuff including a really cool paper shredder. Somehow Tamiko has gone off somewhere and I am talking to some guy about the shredder and how I am to get it without annoying Tamiko since I already have a perfectly good shredder at home. He suggests that he drive me home and that we discuss it en route. I tell him that of course that can’t work because I would then be at home and Tamiko and our car at this Walmart cum power plant. Tamiko shows up and makes the reasonable suggestion that instead of going home my friend and I go for coffee to discuss the shredder problem and celebrate ND having found a use for lignite. We both think this very funny since it makes so much sense and agree that women just don’t understand that getting something cool that we want has nothing to do with needing the item. Good thing I woke up before buying the shredder. She’d have murdered me.